2009 Classic: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car was “an insult to the neighborhood’s aesthetic.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Pizza
2009 Classic: The Manchester City “Tevez” Poster
Why was it “Welcome to Manchester”? Because City stole Carlos Tevez from United and put up a giant blue billboard just to annoy Sir Alex… Read More »2009 Classic: The Manchester City “Tevez” Poster
2008 Vintage: The Role Models “LRPS”
Why Paul Rudd? For proving that the best way to mentor a kid is to dress up like a medieval knight and fight in a… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Role Models “LRPS”
2008 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition… Read More »2008 Archive: The Hugo
2008 Legacy: The High School Musical 3
We took the kids to the theater. I fell asleep. I woke up and everyone was graduation. I’m just glad it’s over. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The High School Musical 3
2008 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Doctor of Economics!” “Someone help him, he’s hallucinating!” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Classic: The Emergency
2007 Archive: The “Buy U a Drank” T-Pain
Auto-tune is no longer a tool; it’s a lifestyle. T-Pain is the robot king of 2007. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Buy U a Drank” T-Pain
2007 Vintage: The Mika Fan
“I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky… if only the light worked.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Mika Fan
2007 Archive: The Insomnia
“I can’t sleep.” “Stop glowing in the dark. Put the phone away.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety”… Read More »2007 Archive: The Insomnia
2006 Classic: The End of the Galacticos
Why was Real Madrid rebuilding? Because the era of Beckham, Zidane, and Figo ended without a major trophy, proving that buying every star in the… Read More »2006 Classic: The End of the Galacticos