“I can’t sleep.” “Stop glowing in the dark. Put the phone away.”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
The history of humor in one post.
No way! That’s too much!