2003 Legacy: Beyond Borders
Why did no one watch the movie? Because we were too busy reading about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the tabloids to care about… Read More »2003 Legacy: Beyond Borders
2002 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” by James Taylor? Because the Grammys will never, ever let James Taylor be lonely as long as there… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
2000 Archive: The Dog
What kind of dog does a magician have? A “Labracadabrador.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Alarm Clock
She replaced my alarm clock with a recording of her saying, “Is that how you’re going to dress today?” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Alarm Clock
1998 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
Why Charles Kuralt? Because the Grammys love a soothing voice telling stories about America. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of… Read More »1998 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
1998 Legacy: The “I Did Not Have Sexual Relations” Speech
Why was the 1998 finger-wag so famous? Because the President’s finger was the only part of the administration that stayed “on message” that day. Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “I Did Not Have Sexual Relations” Speech
1998 Classic: The Velvet Goldmine Glitter
Why Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale? For proving that the 70s were even weirder than the 90s, especially if you had enough blue eyeshadow. Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The Velvet Goldmine Glitter
1998 Classic: The Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Hertz NeverLost
Why was the dad confused? The rental car had a “navigation system” that sounded like a robot from a 50s sci-fi movie telling him to… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Hertz NeverLost
1997 Legacy: Will Smith’s “Men in Black”
Why were kids wearing sunglasses at night? Because Will Smith made looking like a government agent cooler than looking like an elf. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: Will Smith’s “Men in Black”