Why was the movie night so expensive? Because Disney+ charged $30 for a “Premier Access” hot dog and a movie we already saw in 1998.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
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Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Generated Toasts
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
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This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.