Why did the lawyer sue Instagram? For “copyrighting the concept of being boring in real-time.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Laughing is as laughing does.
A joke for the end of the world.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!