Why did no one watch the movie? Because we were too busy reading about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the tabloids to care about what was on the screen.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
My followers need to see this!