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1998 Classic: The Velvet Goldmine Glitter

Why Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale? For proving that the 70s were even weirder than the 90s, especially if you had enough blue eyeshadow.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lara_Croft_9602/12/2014 18:53Found a real treasure with this one.
@Independence_Day01/28/2005 21:00Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/20/2005 20:50What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Zoolander_Derek11/16/2008 13:35What is this? A joke for ants?
@Neo_The_One03/14/1999 11:45I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Sion_Partier11/22/2015 19:36The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/01/2014 15:49I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Grunge_Lord_9410/15/2013 02:07I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Slashdot_Effect08/04/2013 05:04We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Hashtag_Master03/09/2014 04:46#funny #joke #retro #90s

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