2010 Vintage: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s zoning laws.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

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Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

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A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory08/25/2003 10:50Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@ChatRoom_Queen08/29/2005 03:42A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker11/29/1996 16:06Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Web_Master_Flex02/02/1996 20:42I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Motherboard_Max01/29/1998 16:38This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Emule_Donkey08/16/1999 02:06Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Charlie_Unicorn01/07/2000 04:06We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Retweet_King03/17/2009 13:40RT if you think this is funny!