2019 Vintage: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Streaming Retainer”? Because you pay every month, but you only use the service when there’s a crisis.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic01/15/2006 19:59This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@The_Mask_Smokin11/14/2013 12:54P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Backstreet_Fan04/23/2013 13:51I want it that way... the funny way!

@Macarena_Dancer09/29/2006 22:00Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Campus_King10/21/2002 23:55The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Baxter_The_Dog07/18/1996 01:53Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Construction_Dig03/04/2002 01:36Still digging for more humor!

@Charlie_Unicorn06/28/2012 09:40We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!