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2013 Classic: The NSA Meta-Data Scandal

Why did the President say “Nobody is listening to your calls”? Because in 2013, “Listening” was a technical term for “Storing everything you’ve ever said in a giant building in Utah.”

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz05/03/1995 20:06To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Buffy_Summers_9705/06/2015 09:45Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Keyboard_Warrior06/12/1996 20:45F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Blade_Runner_201911/08/2013 10:32All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Lock_Stock_Two06/04/2002 18:56It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@PeanutButter_J09/10/2009 20:06It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Overly_Attached12/05/2001 05:00I’m watching you... read this joke!
@One_Does_Not_S08/06/2013 09:33One does not simply read one joke.
@Prodigy_User_X02/25/2014 06:16Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Net_Neutrality11/02/2002 05:05Equality for all jokes!

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