2016 Vintage: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my weekend plans.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

@Sidekick_User04/20/2006 22:21Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@South_Park_Cartman05/24/2001 19:15Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/02/2007 22:32Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@BitTorrent_0103/19/2015 14:36Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Firewall_Wizard01/29/1998 13:36Letting this joke through the port.

@Jordan_Fan_2306/26/1998 19:52Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!