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2016 Legacy: The Cubs’ Kyle Schwarber

Why was he a “Ghost”? Because he tore his ACL in April, returned in October, and hit .412 in the World Series like he’d never been away.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic06/20/1995 01:40That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/21/2001 02:10They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Hellboy_Red01/24/1997 07:06I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/15/2015 09:11Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Digimon_Tamer01/29/2013 15:56My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@First_World_P07/02/2005 20:09My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Net_Neutrality01/13/2015 02:01Equality for all jokes!

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