2016 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why Batman v Superman? For dialogue that was so “deep” it actually reached the bottom of a dumpster. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: Worst Screenplay
2015 Archive: The Kamikaze
“To the year of the comeback!” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Jurassic World High Heels
Why was Bryce Dallas Howard running from a T-Rex in stilettos? For a scene that defied the laws of biology, physics, and common sense, proving… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Jurassic World High Heels
2014 Legacy: The Godzilla Reboot
“It’s a giant monster!” “No, that’s just the mother-in-law’s car pulling into the driveway. Hide the good whiskey.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Godzilla Reboot
2014 Archive: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Modern Vampires of the City? Because Vampire Weekend proved that “Ivy League Rock” is still the best soundtrack for wearing a sweater over your… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Alternative Music Album
2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Hype
Why was the 2014 playlist so “Awesome”? Because Star-Lord made us all dig out our old walkmans and realize that “Hooked on a Feeling” is… Read More »2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Hype
2013 Classic: The CHVRCHES “The Bones of What You Believe”
Why the synth-pop? For the Scottish trio proving that clean melodies and sharp lyrics were the perfect 2013 combo. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2013 Classic: The CHVRCHES “The Bones of What You Believe”
2013 Archive: The Eminem “The Marshall Mathers LP 2”
Why the blond hair again? For the return of Slim Shady and the “Rap God” verse that made every other rapper feel like they were… Read More »2013 Archive: The Eminem “The Marshall Mathers LP 2”
2013 Vintage: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s affecting the Earth’s rotation. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Suitcase
2012 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition… Read More »2012 Archive: The Scared Spider