Skip to content
Home » The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Hype

2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Hype

Why was the 2014 playlist so “Awesome”? Because Star-Lord made us all dig out our old walkmans and realize that “Hooked on a Feeling” is the ultimate song for a firework display.

Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition
In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition
In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »

😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/17/1998 20:31There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@StreetFighter_Ken03/23/1997 03:18Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan12/18/1997 10:32I am crying... with laughter!
@Unix_Wizard11/30/2014 11:06sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Pirate_Bay_9902/24/2008 03:23Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Philosoraptor_X03/07/2002 18:34If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/13/2000 16:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.