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2020 Classic: The Apple Watch “Handwashing” Timer

 Why was the boss staring at his wrist for 20 seconds? Because his watch was cheering him on for using soap.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Kernel_Panic_9812/02/2013 10:04This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Tyler_Durden_Real07/24/2011 15:39Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@RoboCop_9010/01/2006 04:15Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Borat_Very_Nice12/15/1997 16:55Very nice! Great success!
@Brick_Tamland_L07/18/2012 06:06I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Excite_User_9704/23/2011 05:50This site is very exciting!
@Warcraft_Orc02/18/2002 07:53Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Arthas_Fan_0208/26/2013 11:25Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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