2011 Vintage: The GPS Voice Disagreement
Shouting back at the dashboard navigation unit because a pre-recorded computer voice insists you turn left into a street that Grandpa knows was turned into… Read More »2011 Vintage: The GPS Voice Disagreement
2011 Classic: The Friday by Rebecca Black
Why did it go viral? To prove that in 2011, the internet could make you famous for literally knowing what day of the week it… Read More »2011 Classic: The Friday by Rebecca Black
2011 Vintage: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s being tracked by weather satellites. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Hat
2011 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Withdrawal
Why did we leave the gear behind? Because shipping a 20-year-old generator back to Kentucky costs more than just giving it to the local police… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Withdrawal
2010 Archive: The Router
I’m “routing” for the new startups. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night David finally took down Goliath, a woman finally took the Director’s chair, and the… Read More »2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Oscars Vibe
2010 Legacy: The Angry Birds Seasons
Why was the tourist celebrating Christmas in October? Because he was playing the “Halloween” level of Angry Birds on his bus ride. Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Angry Birds Seasons
2009 Vintage: The An Education Charm
Why Carey Mulligan? For a breakout performance that proved 1960s London was a great place to be a teenager until Peter Sarsgaard showed up. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The An Education Charm
2008 Vintage: The Banana
I’m “peeling” lucky. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Touchscreen Wipe Crisis
Looking at the newly launched iPhone and trying to press the glass screen so hard with an index finger that the entire display gets covered… Read More »2007 Classic: The Touchscreen Wipe Crisis