2001 Legacy: The Compass
I’m a scout. I’m just “oriented.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Survivor Fan
A guy tries to build a fire in the middle of the bar. The bartender says, “This isn’t CBS, put that out.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Survivor Fan
2000 Classic: The Diet 2
“No more ‘Millennium Burgers’.” “Can I have a ‘Century Salad’?” “Only if you skip the dressing.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving… Read More »2000 Classic: The Diet 2
1999 Vintage: The Eiffel Tower “1000” Clock
Why were people staring at Paris? Because the countdown clock was ticking, and we were all waiting for the “2000” to finally appear. Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Eiffel Tower “1000” Clock
1998 Classic: The 1998 Music
Why the swing revival? Because the orchestra kept trying to make “Zoot Suit Riot” happen during the transitions. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The 1998 Music
1998 Archive: The Dennis Bergkamp Goal
Why was the commentator screaming? Because Bergkamp’s touch against Argentina was so perfect it should have been framed and put in the Louvre. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Dennis Bergkamp Goal
1998 Archive: The Bus Driver
“Back of the bus! No, wait, it’s too dark to see the back!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Bus Driver
1997 Legacy: The Devil’s Advocate Overacting
Why Al Pacino? For a performance so “flaming” that you could actually smell the sulfur through the cinema screen. Part of the 37 Hollywood &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Devil’s Advocate Overacting
1997 Archive: The IBM Aptiva
Why was the computer black? Because in 1997, making a PC any color other than “office beige” was considered a radical act of rebellion. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The IBM Aptiva
1997 Archive: The Giga Pet Stress
It’s like a Tamagotchi, but it’s a cat, and it’s currently screaming because I haven’t “cleaned” its digital litter box. Part of the 59 Observational… Read More »1997 Archive: The Giga Pet Stress