2006 Legacy: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the 2006 generation. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The FIFA World Cup
Why did Bill Clinton go to Germany for the games? Because he knew that “Soccer” was the only thing that could make people forget about… Read More »2006 Archive: The FIFA World Cup
2006 Classic: The “Eragon” CGI
Why was it hit? For proving that having a dragon doesn’t mean your movie will take flight. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Eragon” CGI
2005 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby (Oscars)
Why were we all sad? Because Clint Eastwood proved that in 2005, a boxing movie could hurt you more than an actual punch to the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby (Oscars)
2005 Vintage: The 2005 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the veteran “Million Dollar Baby” proved that experience beats youth every time, capping off… Read More »2005 Vintage: The 2005 Final Oscars Vibe
2004 Vintage: The 1GB iPod Shuffle (Hype)
Why was everyone talking about a pack of gum? It wasn’t gum—it was the rumored iPod that wouldn’t have a screen, and we all thought… Read More »2004 Vintage: The 1GB iPod Shuffle (Hype)
2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Movie
Why did politicians study it? To understand how “The Plastics” in the Senate actually operate. Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Movie
2003 Classic: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the top. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions
Why were there so many Neo clones? Because 2003 was the year of the “Burly Brawl,” and you couldn’t throw a rock without hitting a… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions
2002 Vintage: The Shakira
“Underneath Your Clothes.” I told her I’m looking for my favorite shirt. She told me to look in the hamper. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Shakira