I’m “rising” to the top.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
3D laughs are the best!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Not bad. Not bad at all.