1997 Archive: The Giga Pet Stress

It’s like a Tamagotchi, but it’s a cat, and it’s currently screaming because I haven’t “cleaned” its digital litter box.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

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My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

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I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

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I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

@Seinfeld_George12/27/1997 14:30What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Gladiator_Proximo05/16/2015 13:30Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Bluetooth_Bot09/08/2001 09:02Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Goldmember_I_L05/18/1996 20:54I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Smosh_Old_School05/28/2010 10:25Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Net_Neutrality10/03/1999 12:44Equality for all jokes!