Why did it go viral? To prove that in 2011, the internet could make you famous for literally knowing what day of the week it is.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.