2020 Vintage: The 2020 Optimism
We’ve got the vaccine news, we’ve got a new decade ahead, and 2021 is going to be the “Grand Reopening” of the world. Surely it’ll… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Optimism
2020 Classic: The Apple Watch “Handwashing” Timer
Why was the boss staring at his wrist for 20 seconds? Because his watch was cheering him on for using soap. Part of the 74… Read More »2020 Classic: The Apple Watch “Handwashing” Timer
2019 Legacy: The “Baby Shark” (Year 2)
Why is the CEO still humming it? Because it’s the most successful “Product Launch” of the decade and he’s jealous of a cartoon fish. Part… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Baby Shark” (Year 2)
2019 Legacy: The “Tactical” Beard Regulation (Army)
Why was it still a debate? Because the Army realized that if everyone looks like a Viking, no one knows who’s actually in charge of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Tactical” Beard Regulation (Army)
2019 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Rebel Wilson? For Cats, where her “digital fur” featured a zipper that the animators forgot to remove, effectively summarizing the entire movie’s quality control. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2018 Legacy: The Thandie Newton Victory
Why for Westworld? For playing a robot who became more human than the people who built her—and for looking better in a robot lab than… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Thandie Newton Victory
2018 Archive: The Rock (Skyscraper)
Why was he jumping off a crane? Because in 2018, we realized there isn’t a building on Earth that Dwayne Johnson can’t save with one… Read More »2018 Archive: The Rock (Skyscraper)
2017 Legacy: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Ice Cube
“I’m a hand-carved ice diamond. I’m the peak of 2017 luxury.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition… Read More »2017 Classic: The Ice Cube
2016 Vintage: The Clown Sightings
Why was everyone looking nervously out the window? Because for some reason, 2016 was the year creepy clowns were roaming the suburbs, making “taking out… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Clown Sightings