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2019 Legacy: The “Tactical” Beard Regulation (Army)

Why was it still a debate? Because the Army realized that if everyone looks like a Viking, no one knows who’s actually in charge of the motor pool.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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