Why was everyone looking nervously out the window? Because for some reason, 2016 was the year creepy clowns were roaming the suburbs, making “taking out the trash” a high-stakes horror movie.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
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