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2008 Vintage: The Banana

 I’m “peeling” lucky.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer08/15/2009 21:16Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Burning_CDs07/20/2002 17:13I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Beverly_Hills_9021005/05/1995 01:53The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Tech_Support_Guy09/07/2002 09:45Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/18/2007 14:35Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@DragonBall_Z_G06/28/2001 11:34His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

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