I’m “peeling” lucky.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!