I’m “routing” for the new startups.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Sugar
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104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024)
2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Website
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2025 Legacy: The Butter
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2025 Archive: The Cheese
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101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001)
The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »
119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You're On Mute" Edition (2020)
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51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
My followers need to see this!