2013 Classic: The CHVRCHES “The Bones of What You Believe”

Why the synth-pop? For the Scottish trio proving that clean melodies and sharp lyrics were the perfect 2013 combo.

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9810/19/2007 16:59Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Linux_Kernel_0.109/26/2010 01:51Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Tech_Support_Guy12/06/2002 21:59Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Big_Snatch_Boris11/27/2014 09:36Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Dancing_Baby_9601/01/2012 16:43Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler10/04/1999 13:25May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Not_Bad_Obama03/20/2003 11:40Not bad. Not bad at all.