Why was Bryce Dallas Howard running from a T-Rex in stilettos? For a scene that defied the laws of biology, physics, and common sense, proving that fashion is the ultimate survival tool.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
Why Bryan Cranston? For a movie that asked: "What if Walter White...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition
In 2005, Hollywood went dark. It was the year we realized that a ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.