Why was the MLB suspended? Because Manny took a banned substance and gave the most creative excuse in the history of “Oops.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Manny Ramirez “Female Fertility” Drug
“Next year is 2010! The future is finally here!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
A guy ties fifty balloons to his bar stool and waits to float away. Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar”… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Up Movie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Ketchup
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
I’m “protecting” my sanity. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
The vice principal declaring that dual-row metal pyramid belts were contraband because they were scratching the paint off the library chairs. Part of the 36… Read More »2008 Classic: The Studded Belt Restriction
Why did we need more plastic? Because Guitar Hero wasn’t enough—we needed a drum kit, a microphone, and three friends to fail “Enter Sandman” together in the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Launch of Rock Band
Why were they back? Because in 2007, the world needed a “Viva Forever” tour to remind us that “Girl Power” was still profitable in five… Read More »2007 Vintage: Spice Girls (Reunion)
I’m “inking” about a digital-only lifestyle. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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