2018 Legacy: The Smash Bros. Ultimate Player
“Everyone is here! …Except the light bulb.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “Loyalty”? Because Kendrick and Beyoncé… oh wait, it was Rihanna! And when those two team up, everyone else just stays in the locker room.… Read More »2018 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2018 Classic: The AirPod Isolation
Why did the library monitor look so suspicious? Because students had upgraded from white wires to tiny, expensive wireless Apple AirPods, hiding them under their… Read More »2018 Classic: The AirPod Isolation
2017 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why The Emoji Movie? Because it’s the only movie that makes you want to throw your phone into a lake after the first ten minutes. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: Worst Picture
2016 Vintage: The Final Result
I tried to do a bottle flip to win an argument. It failed. I am now doing the dishes. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Final Result
2016 Legacy: The “Bad Hombres” & “Nasty Woman” Debates
Why were the 2016 debates so quotable? Because it was the first time a Presidential debate felt less like a policy discussion and more like… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Bad Hombres” & “Nasty Woman” Debates
2016 Classic: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the spawn algorithm. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Snow White and the Huntsman
“Who is the fairest of them all?” “The woman who doesn’t ask me questions while I’m trying to watch the game.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: The Snow White and the Huntsman
2012 Archive: The The Amazing Spider-Man (Reboot)
Why was the 4th so “Familiar”? Because we were watching Peter Parker’s uncle die for the second time in 10 years, making the BBQ feel… Read More »2012 Archive: The The Amazing Spider-Man (Reboot)