2022 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win from his hotel room? Because he’s Hans Zimmer—he doesn’t need to be there to make the room shake with bass.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2022 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been in line so long that the ‘New’ variant is already ‘Last Season’. Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2021 Legacy: The Luca Pasta
Why the vespa? For a Pixar movie that made everyone want to move to the Italian Riviera and never, ever tell anyone they are a… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Luca Pasta
2019 Classic: The AirPods Pro
Why did the lawyer upgrade to “Noise Cancellation”? So he could literally block out his client’s screams while he explained the bill. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The AirPods Pro
2019 Archive: The Klay Thompson “Iron” Moment
Why did he come back to shoot free throws? Because he tore his ACL but still wanted to help his team, the ultimate “Warrior” move.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Klay Thompson “Iron” Moment
2019 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Sylvester Stallone? For Rambo: Last Blood, a performance that consisted mostly of gravelly mumbling and intense staring at porch furniture. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2019 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
2019 Vintage: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Isabel
2019 Archive: The Houston Astros’ “Trash Can” Rumors
Why was the dugout so loud? Because the whispers about “sign-stealing” were starting to turn into a full-blown investigation. Part of the 47 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Houston Astros’ “Trash Can” Rumors
2018 Vintage: The 2018 Legacy
What’s the most 2018 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why an ‘opt-out’ button is not the same as… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 2018 Legacy
2018 Archive: The Nintendo Switch
Why did the blonde try to switch her shoes? She heard the “Switch” was the best thing to do in 2018. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Archive: The Nintendo Switch