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2019 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Sylvester Stallone? For Rambo: Last Blood, a performance that consisted mostly of gravelly mumbling and intense staring at porch furniture.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
 Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
 Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »

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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin07/28/2012 03:46Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Full_House_Michelle05/30/2000 04:51You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Fight_Club_Tyler01/19/2012 11:10The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Broadband_Newbie03/26/2001 00:00Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Karate_Kid_Wax07/06/1995 14:29Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Champ_Kind_Wham12/02/1998 16:05WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Woman_Yelling_C10/09/2004 22:28The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Under_Const_Gif01/08/2002 05:45This site is never finished... with humor!
@Hashtag_Master07/05/2010 08:10#funny #joke #retro #90s

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