2011 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the old bulb with a ‘Pipe Bomb’ promo first. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
2011 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Melissa McCarthy? For the “Pageant” bit on stage that made every other actress look like they were taking themselves way too seriously. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2011 Classic: The “Occupy Wall Street” Talk
Why did the intern set up a tent in the breakroom? He wanted to “Occupy the Coffee Machine” until he got a paid position. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Occupy Wall Street” Talk
2010 Archive: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into mobile photography. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: Leonardo DiCaprio (Inception)
Why did everyone carry a spinning top in 2010? Because Christopher Nolan made us so paranoid that we had to check if we were actually… Read More »2010 Vintage: Leonardo DiCaprio (Inception)
2010 Vintage: The Rafael Nadal Career Slam
Why was the US Open “clay-colored”? Because Nadal won it to complete his Career Grand Slam, proving he could dominate on hard courts without losing… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Rafael Nadal Career Slam
2010 Classic: The “LeBron James” Decision
Why did the basketball player take his talents to the South Beach haunted house? Because he wanted to win a ring (and get the premium… Read More »2010 Classic: The “LeBron James” Decision
2010 Legacy: FarmVille (The Peak)
Why was the dinner delayed? Because 80 million people (including three aunts) had to harvest their digital strawberries before the real food could be served.… Read More »2010 Legacy: FarmVille (The Peak)
2009 Classic: The Night at the Museum 2
Why was the 4th so “historical”? Because Ben Stiller made us think that the statues in the park might start celebrating once the sun went… Read More »2009 Classic: The Night at the Museum 2
2009 Vintage: The 2009 Ending
“Next year is 2010! The future is finally here!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified