Why was the 4th so “Familiar”? Because we were watching Peter Parker’s uncle die for the second time in 10 years, making the BBQ feel like a Groundhog Day event.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
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In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
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Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
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Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
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Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
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37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Actually, it IS a cool story!