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2008 Archive: The Thimble

 I’m “protecting” my sanity.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber05/09/2012 00:20So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Hellboy_Red05/25/2011 11:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/14/2012 06:04Super green! Hilarious!
@Linkin_Park_Fan11/15/1998 14:24In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Bill_Nye_Fan08/28/2009 19:09Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Smosh_Old_School05/15/2006 12:39Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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