The vice principal declaring that dual-row metal pyramid belts were contraband because they were scratching the paint off the library chairs.
Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Retro Tamagotchi Return
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.