2002 Archive: The Nickelback Paradox
Everyone says they hate “How You Remind Me,” yet it’s been the number one song for 3,000 years and I saw you humming it at… Read More »2002 Archive: The Nickelback Paradox
2002 Classic: The Sex and the City Style
Why was SJP the center of attention? Because her dress cost more than the entire budget of the first season of “The Shield.” Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sex and the City Style
2001 Vintage: Britney Spears (Slave 4 U)
Why was there a live python at the party? Because Britney performed at the VMAs, and every pop star costume needed a reptilian accessory to… Read More »2001 Vintage: Britney Spears (Slave 4 U)
2001 Classic: The Brave Cookie
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling “crumb-y.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Brave Cookie
2000 Vintage: The Blue Screen of Death
Why was it a “classic”? Because in 2000, it was the only thing that worked consistently. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Blue Screen of Death
2000 Vintage: The Tuesdays with Morrie Sweep
Why did Jack Lemmon win? For a TV movie so sad it made the entire Academy cry into their expensive dinners. Part of the 31… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Tuesdays with Morrie Sweep
1998 Vintage: The Aerosmith
“I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” is on. I tried to be romantic. She told me she’d like to miss the sound of my… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Aerosmith
1998 Classic: The Man in the Iron Mask Hair
Why Leonardo DiCaprio? For proving that even with a giant metal bucket on his head, he was still the most bankable face in Hollywood. Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The Man in the Iron Mask Hair
1997 Classic: The IBM Challenge
Why did the supervisor fail the chess test? He tried to “checkmate” the computer with a sticky note. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The IBM Challenge
1996 Legacy: The Yoga Tape
My wife bought “Yoga for Beginners” on VHS. She did it once, and now the cat uses the mat as a scratching post. Part of… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Yoga Tape