Everyone says they hate “How You Remind Me,” yet it’s been the number one song for 3,000 years and I saw you humming it at the red light.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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01001000 01000001 (HA!).
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