2005 Vintage: The Constantines Cigarettes
Why Keanu Reeves? For proving that fighting demons is 10% exorcism and 90% looking cool while flicking a lighter in the rain. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Constantines Cigarettes
2004 Archive: The Launch of Facebook (TheFacebook)
Why was the college kid ignoring everyone? Because he was busy “poking” people on a website that only had 10 users and no photos. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Launch of Facebook (TheFacebook)
2004 Classic: The “Exorcist
The Beginning” Mention: Why? For proving that some prequels are better left “un-begun.” Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Exorcist
2003 Vintage: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Zip
2003 Classic: The Best Supporting Actor Surprise
Why did Chris Cooper win for Adaptation? To prove that playing a toothless orchid hunter is the sexiest career move a character actor can make.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Best Supporting Actor Surprise
2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat Nightmare
Why Mike Myers? For a costume so terrifying it made children in 2003 forget that Dr. Seuss was supposed to be whimsical. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat Nightmare
2003 Legacy: The Doris Roberts Dominance
Why her third win? Because Marie Barone could probably talk the Emmy statuette into staying for dinner and cleaning its room. Part of the 42… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Doris Roberts Dominance
2003 Archive: The Roy Jones Jr. Heavyweight Title
Why was the boxing world confused? Because a former middleweight beat John Ruiz for a heavyweight belt, proving that Roy Jones Jr. was playing a… Read More »2003 Archive: The Roy Jones Jr. Heavyweight Title
2002 Vintage: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Scared Baker
2001 Archive: The Broadband Expansion
Why did the employee feel like a god? He got a cable modem at home and realized he could download a picture of a cat… Read More »2001 Archive: The Broadband Expansion