2018 Archive: The Jurassic World

Fallen Kingdom: Why did the lawyer represent the dinosaurs? To file for “asylum status” based on a “pre-existing volcanic hazard.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

@Zelda_Link11/06/2005 05:51It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Resident_Evil_Z08/22/2003 13:02Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Melrose_Place_Fan03/18/2004 13:06Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Nsync_Justin01/17/2007 08:51Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Project_Mayhem07/05/2013 01:05Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Star_Wars_Kid12/28/2001 08:15I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@DMOZ_Volunteer05/27/2004 19:58Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.