2004 Archive: The Launch of Facebook (TheFacebook)

Why was the college kid ignoring everyone? Because he was busy “poking” people on a website that only had 10 users and no photos.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »

Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

@C++_Dev_9811/21/2000 14:49I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Kernel_Panic_9805/23/2005 01:28This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Firewire_Fan06/06/1996 15:31Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Silk_Road_Ghost07/21/2006 09:41Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Sixteen_Candles08/26/2003 05:33I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Evil_Kermit_M04/28/2011 22:09Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Hacktivist_Fan02/23/2008 06:11Hacking into the comedy mainframe.