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2003 Archive: The Roy Jones Jr. Heavyweight Title

Why was the boxing world confused? Because a former middleweight beat John Ruiz for a heavyweight belt, proving that Roy Jones Jr. was playing a different sport than everyone else.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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