2001 Classic: The Fast & Furious Driver
“I live my life one quarter-turn at a time.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Classic: The Fast & Furious Driver
2000 Legacy: The Mushroom
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a “fun-gi.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Mushroom
2000 Classic: The West Wing Landslide
Why did it win 9 Emmys in one night? Because Aaron Sorkin convinced the Academy that real politics is just walking very fast through hallways… Read More »2000 Classic: The West Wing Landslide
2000 Vintage: The Survivalist
A guy walks into a bar wearing nothing but a loincloth. The bartender asks, “Survivor audition?” The guy says, “No, I just spent all my… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Survivalist
2000 Classic: The DVD vs. DivX War
Why was the tech-cousin laughing? Because he had a pirated movie on a CD-R that looked like it was filmed through a screen door, and… Read More »2000 Classic: The DVD vs. DivX War
1999 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why John Lithgow? For his third win, proving that aliens are consistently funnier than humans. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Sopranos’… Read More »1999 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
1999 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
Why Friends by Sly & Robbie? Because in the world of Reggae, these guys have more friends than a social network. Part of the 39… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
1998 Archive: The Key
I’m a musician. I’m just looking for the right note. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The Corona
A guy asks for a lime with his Corona. The bartender says, “Without the lime, it’s just a beer. With the lime, it’s a lifestyle.”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Corona
1997 Vintage: The Grunge Survivor
One, but they’ll wear a flannel shirt even if the room is 90 degrees. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Grunge Survivor