2010 Legacy: Outstanding Drama
Why Mad Men? For reminding us that in 1964, the only thing more important than an ad campaign was the next round of Martinis. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: Outstanding Drama
2009 Vintage: The Wi-Fi Password Crusade
The church trustees locking up the new office internet router with a complex password because fifty teenagers from the youth group completely crashed the system… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Wi-Fi Password Crusade
2008 Classic: The “Blu-ray” Victory
Why was the HD-DVD ghost so sad? Because the format war was over, and the blue discs won the right to show us our horror… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Blu-ray” Victory
2007 Vintage: The Librarian
“This darkness is just a very long footnote.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Librarian
2007 Vintage: Barack Obama Announces
Why did the Senator from Illinois make everyone nervous in February? Because he had a lot of “Hope,” a lot of “Change,” and a middle… Read More »2007 Vintage: Barack Obama Announces
2006 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the character limit. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: Best Country Album
Why Lonely Runs Both Ways by Alison Krauss + Union Station? Because Alison Krauss has more Grammys than most small countries have people. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: Best Country Album
2006 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a plumber? A “clog-constrictor.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Constantines Cigarettes
Why Keanu Reeves? For proving that fighting demons is 10% exorcism and 90% looking cool while flicking a lighter in the rain. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Constantines Cigarettes
2005 Archive: The March of the Penguins
We watched it. She said the penguins are so dedicated. I told her I’d walk across Antarctica for her, but only if there was a… Read More »2005 Archive: The March of the Penguins