2006 Classic: The Grape

I’m “whining” about the character limit.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Web_Master_Flex08/28/2007 21:48I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Forrest_Gump_Running09/18/2007 20:21Laughing is as laughing does.

@Iron_Man_Tony05/14/1998 08:34I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/06/2011 18:18Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Cow_And_Chicken11/14/2003 07:01Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Goonies_Never_D06/25/1999 19:55Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/14/1996 02:30I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Tina_Eat_Food06/23/2007 07:08Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Clans_Leader_9904/16/2013 22:40Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!