I’m a musician. I’m just looking for the right note.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Found a real treasure with this one.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I should make a game about this joke.
Press the button for more humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Posting this to my own wall right now!