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2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat Nightmare

Why Mike Myers? For a costume so terrifying it made children in 2003 forget that Dr. Seuss was supposed to be whimsical.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9902/13/2003 06:28Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Kazaa_Leecher01/02/1997 00:53I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Nu_Metal_Kid02/20/2014 19:18I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Pretty_In_Pink12/01/1999 05:04Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Philosoraptor_X04/21/2008 04:03If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Slashdot_Effect12/13/2002 12:30We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Clans_Leader_9901/02/2001 23:24Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Trogdor_Burn10/02/2000 15:50Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Me_Gusta_Face01/13/2001 11:23Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Influencer_9902/27/2012 02:42My followers need to see this!

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