2003 Vintage: The Zip

Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.

Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Ghost05/08/2003 01:23Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes09/14/1999 07:02Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Britney_Spears_Fan09/07/2003 16:14Oops, I laughed again!

@Toy_Story_Woody09/25/2001 11:23There is a joke in my boot!

@YouTube_Beta_User05/13/1999 01:24I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Arthas_Fan_0206/25/2008 08:06Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Viewer_Number_107/13/2011 12:42First! And it’s funny!