2017 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the spinning craze. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Kate McKinnon Victory
Why did she win for SNL? For a year of impressions that were so good they actually started affecting the real-world polls. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Kate McKinnon Victory
2015 Vintage: The Fallout 4 Player
One, but they have to spend 4 hours scavenging for copper and glass in a wasteland first. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Fallout 4 Player
2015 Legacy: The Weeknd Fan
“I can’t feel my face when I’m in the dark… but I love it.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Weeknd Fan
2015 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2015 Legacy: The Jason Day PGA Championship
Why was he crying on the 18th? Because after years of “almost,” he finally won a Major with a record-breaking -20, proving that nice guys… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Jason Day PGA Championship
2015 Legacy: The Shailene Woodley Tears Repeat
The high school library being flooded with crying students reading dystopian young adult trilogies before heading to the cinema adaptation. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Shailene Woodley Tears Repeat
2015 Legacy: The Garden
She told the hydrangeas they were “too blue for this neighborhood.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Garden
2014 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “AC”
Why was the salesman bragging? “I have Gig-speed air! I can download your respect in milliseconds!” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “AC”
2014 Legacy: The Bitcoin
Why did the blonde try to polish her hard drive? She heard Bitcoins were “digital gold.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bitcoin