1999 Classic: The Y2K Surgeon

My surgeon said he’s moving all operations to December 30th. He doesn’t want to be mid-incision when his scalpel decides it’s actually the year 1900.

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@Encarta_User09/01/1996 21:55I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Resident_Evil_Z02/21/2007 05:58Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@PowerRanger_Red04/18/2009 04:32It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green03/22/2004 10:13Super green! Hilarious!

@Party_On_Garth05/22/2012 08:09I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Harambe_Memories08/19/1996 13:16Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Stick_Death_Fan10/19/2012 07:23Brutally funny! Keep them coming.